Signs That You Are A Facebook Addict

Signs That You Are A Facebook Addict

1. 
   
   You’re starting a fight with your children for your turn with the computer.
   
   
   
2. 
   
   You often use the phrase “I’m your mother/father, you listen to me” when trying to over-extend your turn with the computer.
   
   
   
3. 
   
   You don’t mind the smoke, the noise and strangers in an internet shop just to check on your “farm”.
   
   
   
4. 
   
   You are more worried of your “Farm” than you house being flooded by Ondoy.
   
   
   
5. 
   
   You called your friends to harvest for you at the onslaught of typhoon Ondoy, but you forgot to ask them to rescue you.
   
   
   
6. 
   
   You misuse the word “HARVEST” when you actually referring to “salary”.
   
   
   
7. 
   
   You use your mobilephone to check your Facebook every now and then, unknowingly shooting up your bill.
   
   
   
8. 
   
   You believe “ENERGY PACK” can make you awake and last the whole night.
   
   
   
9. 
   
   You thought milk chocolate comes from brown cows.
   
   
   
10. 
    
    You thought peanuts comes form elephants.
    
    
    
11. 
    
    You thought strawberries grows within two hours.
    
    
    
12. 
    
    You thought you can use a jack hammer in a war.
    
    
    
13. 
    
    You thought zombie cow is a vehicle.
    
    
    
14. 
    
    You thought your Japanese name is cute.
    
    
    
15. 
    
    You thought you are not actually your age.
    
    
    
16. 
    
    You thought you can sell your friends when you have misunderstandings.
    
    
    
17. 
    
    You are joining a cause to expand Farmville.
    
    
    
18. 
    
    You are referring to your friends as “neighbors”.
    
    
    
19. 
    
    You tend to ask a new acquaintance, “Do you have facebook?”.
    
    
    
20. 
    
    You try to search for your former classmates, hoping that you can reconnect.